His and Her Diaries (Not too dirty)

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Post 1 by The Sensible Millennial (I'll stop correcting you when you stop being wrong.) on Tuesday, 05-Aug-2008 14:55:36

HIS AND HER DIARIES!  

HER DIARY:  

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.  

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit
late, but he made no comment on it.  

Conversation wasn't flowing , so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.  I asked him what was wrong;
he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.  He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about
it.  

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.  He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior.  

I don't k now why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'  When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
 He just20sat there quietly, and watched TV.  He continued to seem distant and absent.  

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.  About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he   responded to my caress, and we
made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.  He fell asleep – I cried. I don't know what to do.  I'm almost
sure that his thoughts are with someone else.  My life is a disaster.  

HIS DIARY:

&n bsp;

The Harley wouldn't  start today, but at least I got laid 

Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 06-Aug-2008 22:22:41

hahahaha

Post 3 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Thursday, 07-Aug-2008 1:46:01

hahahahahahaha. Good one.

Post 4 by Morgan_Lynn (Account disabled) on Saturday, 09-Aug-2008 22:40:47

LMAO Scott..funny..:)